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Monday, October 10th, 2005
6:40 pm	My cat died today, I had to get rid of it.... It wouldnt fit.... (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
3:47 pm	Passive Aggressive Bullshit It was like a Lincoln log was lodged in that special place and made A tear roll down my face as i felt the biggest contraction in my asshole ever on record, which is why we dont go to Don Pablos anymore. (Comment on this)
Monday, August 29th, 2005
12:40 pm	Why is A Fucking Bee on The Screen His name is Hector (Comment on this)
12:37 am	So this time i thought we'd try it with a broom stick... I have to inform all of you that playing with lighters while drinking gasoline is not a healthy or recomended recreational activity, unless your those guys from the circus, crazy big dudes blowin' fire everywhere....yea (Comment on this)
Friday, August 19th, 2005
8:00 pm	It does that every 1 out of 4 Cds Do you know what i do to 1 out of 4 people? I KILL THEM -Jon (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 18th, 2005
1:47 pm	I got a Hairspray Suppository With you name on it... EXCELLENT Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? (Comment on this)
1:36 pm	The half eaten sausage would like to see you in his office Im A Wet Dream War Machine. Hey Priest With a Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get out of my bed. Gluing Carpet to your genitals doesnt make you an antelope (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
3:49 pm	We shall call him, Macy, King of Mid -Michigan Forest Does anyone want to donate 20 Dollars? I just decided that im deaf and i need the money to get one of thsoe dogs that help you walk. Current Music: IM DEAF NOW (Comment on this)
3:39 pm	Addicted to Eating Bottle Caps (Not the Candy) The only problem is, when its time for those aluminum suckers to come out of my body, it feels like the razorblades of a thousand depressed emo kids slicing my asshole. But dont Worry, I recycled them. So the next time u crack open a beer, if the bottle cap has hair, DONT DRINK IT! (Comment on this)
Monday, August 15th, 2005
1:42 am	Haha Sweet Revalation If i were to stick this cheerio in my ear, then people could call me old man cheerio, god that would be the shit. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:05 am	Whos up for some Poetry? The Silenced Duckling by Nick Baranowski Dear Dear Ducking, Your beautiful Shiny Beak, It makes me want, To take a leak, You follow your mother to the store, Where you buy, A duckie Whore, You take her home with you, back to the Dock, And have your way with her, With your duckie Cock, But Oh Mr. Duckling, You do not Take notice to, the truck Barreling ass, Down the Road at you, And so this duckie has no happy ending, For Karma is a Bitch, And your body is left suspending, Above the swamp in a tree, For the Truck Hit you and you flew with no glee, And as your little duckie body lies wasted in the air, I think to myself, Fuck Im gonna shave that duckie, And eat his hair. (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 14th, 2005
1:27 am	Thats Like a Human Ejaculating on an Ant jolygreengiant22: well shit on my tits jolygreengiant22: shit on my tits jolygreengiant22: ill be wheelman jolygreengiant22: you guys do the dirrrty (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 9th, 2005
11:05 pm	Dont float above me when im diving into the ABYSS Float away from me, float away.... (Comment on this)
Monday, August 8th, 2005
11:42 pm	Is it right for that racoon to eat that turkey? CANADA ROCKED OUT WITH ITS COCK OUT RACOON + TURKEY = TONY DANZA SLAP!!! Current Music: Goin Down in Flames-3 doors down (Comment on this)
Friday, August 5th, 2005
10:58 pm	Note to self...penis will not fit in cat's Earlobe So its 3 a.m, and the band decides to call a 1-800 number, swere sitting there next to simon, and say "hey, lets call chinese". God dam, im warning you now, dont ever call 1-800-Chinese unless u wanna hear a bunch of screaming chinese ladies.....GROSS (Comment on this)
8:18 pm	Fuck this you win Grandma its 4 a.m Like mike is coming back to check it out... Have you seen this man????? (Comment on this)
8:13 pm	They Should have called it Slip and Bleed From the Anus.... He was like that guy from silence of the lambs...remember? he tucked it in you kno...... Canada tomorrow, hopefully will get some good footage of the group doing stupid shit. (Comment on this)
12:47 pm	You got a purdy mouth...Squeel like a piggy boy I Just want the chinaman who peed on my rug.... Dam chinamen..... Dam Rich Labowski.... Dam Naked Chick.... SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE! (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 4th, 2005
11:45 pm	They Found Him 3 Days Later, Resurected him, and took his Dignity..... Garfield Never saw them coming with the electric razor......God dam you Marlon Brando.....you and your cat shaving fetish.... (Comment on this)
11:36 pm	Poor Garfield....yea thats right i said it.....POOR!! He was broke, the TV show hit rock bottom, Poor Fucking Kittie....I hate thou Soft Fur and Small Fecies....Die Beast of the North (Comment on this)